Mo Shats!

Added a couple of quality links today (down the right side), Raptorblog and Caldeford. Raptorblog being incredibly thorough, with tons of links, of note today this hilarious Smitch playbook thread (I've pasted one of my favs below). Caldeford seems to focus on statistical anomalies... which should be right up Steeles alley.

Today I went to this special sale in the Raptors locker room, which was pretty frickin cool. Picked up a barney t-shirt, a stupid raptor puppet thing, raptor wrapping paper, and a Chuck Swirsky bobble head for 19 bone... score. 

On the topic of bobble-heads, Jose Calderon bobble-head night was last Wednesday. I ended up with two Garbo's at last years Garbo and Jose bobble-head night last year. This years Jose was a little disappointing... last years had bobble-hands doing the Spanish onions which is pretty much the coolest bobble-head ever. However, I'm fairly satisfied with my lineup now with today's addition of the Swirsk.

***After some serious technical difficulties, I gave up on my lineup photo. As consolation here's a pic of the creepy lifesize bobble-head at the ACC... moving on... 

Big day for Amac, pictured below sitting in Humps locker today...

On the topic of Hump, Grange's got an upcoming guest blogging session from our resident meathead goofball. Be sure to email in your burning questions. 

And now to the business. I have to say I think I disagree with pretty much everything Steele said  in his last post.  

"...Jamario, Parker, Calderon, O'Neal and Kapono are not playing anywhere near their potential."

1) Jamario's problem is simple, he wastes possessions by jacking too many 3's (making 37%), when he could put the ball on the floor. But, more importantly he heaves these shots early in the shot clock when they could easily find a better look, and wastes probably 3-4 possessions a game. Who's to blame for this? Does Sam think this is a good idea? Or is he just letting it continue? 

2) Parker, as we all know, spends most of the game defending the leagues top talent, while everybody else stands around waiting to get scored on. Again, team defence? Not Sam?

3) Calderon, admittedly not playing at the top of his game, turning the ball over and not shooting nearly as consistently as he did last year, but hes a step behind with the hamstring... however he's still averaging almost 14&10. 

4) O'Neal, I'd argue, aside from the injury, is pretty much where you'd want him to be. He could produce a little more offensively, but this will improve into the season as he gets more comfortable with his body and the team. 

5) Kapono, hell ya he not paying to potential, but he also barely plays. If you've got the deadliest 3-point shooter in the league on your team and your not getting him in the game and drawing up plays for him, who's fault is that? Also, he might be the worst defender in the league.

And in terms of body language, I'm with ya, but could that not be symptomatic of the coaching situation as well? Check out what Simmons has to say about Chris Paul and Byron Scott. 

And at the end of the day I'm not trying to hate on Smitch, like I said, I think this team is now better than its coach and if they want to be a serious contender by 2010 they need an upgrade in culture. 

Anyhow, "big" game tonight. Kind of a fun start time. Realistically, I've looked beyond this one days ago... 

 

WORKING OUT THE KINKS

it has been a rough few days for steele, but i am forever thinking positive. everything the raptors have shown us this year has been a little good, a little bad, and a little ugly.... especially when jersey came to town, but even in their stumbles they've shown great glimpses of excellence no? everybody seems to show up when things are going bad, but you never seem to hear much when things are going good. how dare people speculate or implicate the great sam mitchell being cut loose? one time coach of the year, great repiore with the important players on his team, and the unconditional love of one of the greatest front office men in the league, mr.colangelo. i can see how he gets in peoples bad books, but that is mainly because he is a very passive man, and also primarily cause he doesn't share his thoughts to much to the media. this man back in his playing days was a warrior. not the greatest athlete but had the heart of an mvp, even though at best he was almost average on the stat sheet. get of it and look at what is really causing the problems in toronto. the people on the court... jamario, parker, calderon, oneal, and capono are not playing anywhere near their potential, and if it werent for the mvp numbers bosh is putting up, they would be somewhere in the 5-9 range right now. if those mentioned players don't pull their socks up and help mvp, he will definitely get hurt. it was very sad to see his body language during the boston game over the weekend. it sends not only a message to us that he is starting to lose interest, but as the leader of his team it sends a very scary message to his peers.... tonight was a win that brings us back to .500, but again they had trouble closing charlotte out. theres no reason why we cant run up to claim the 4th seed by the end of the year, but we have to WORK OUT THE KINKS A LITTLE BIT. start thinking on the upside of things. i heard william jefferson clinton speak in town this morning, and considering how horrible our financial and economical reality is right now, the man had the nerve to beg us to be positive. that made me think right now of our situation with the raptors.... as bad as it seems right now, we are still 7-7 and in the playoff hunt. it can only get better from here. lets have faith in our coach, lets have faith in our players, and lets be patient because come spring we are headed to the playoffs!!!!!


this is your singh steele blogging after a long sabbatical............ god bless the raptors, and my longtime colleague brendan sherwood. im out.

Prelude to a Thrashing

These are dark times my friends. VC cuts your heart out and slam dunks you back to 1997. Bostons third string scored at will the whole second half of Sundays debacle. Winter is coming. The economy's in the pooper. Singh Steele is completely M.I.A.

After Sundays thrashing I just don't know how to feel about this team any more. Not to say I had expected anything less.

I just hope they rest JO, beat the Bobcats and Hawks with relative ease so as to sneak into LA at a somewhat respectable 500+ notch. Now that should be something to behold, the defense-less Raps in La La land, vs Kobe at the height of his powers.

In case you hadn't noticed... there are rumblings...

Reverse Alley-Opp Dunk to Vince Carter to Win the Game in Overtime???!!! Are You Kidding Me????!!!!!

Worst case scenario. 

Jermaine is down. 

This is so much like the slap in the face where MoPete got tossed and VC hit a 3000 foot 3 to win the game. Only worse. 

I mean 2.5 seconds to play, Parker just hit a clutch turnaround three in the corner to tie it up. BOSH hit a three to get them there. Vince freaking Carter pulls reverse dunk from the inbounds to win the game. You could not draw it up any worse.

I'm tired of watching these ridiculous stat lines go to waste. 40-10 for bosh? Career high for Barnery? Sam will be a great coach someday. I can't deal with the growing pains. Fire Smitch. Hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Do it.

Now.

I just saw the post game interview with Barney. Broken up. Worst loss of his career. I though he was going to cry. I might cry. 

The Sherwood All-Time Raptor Starting Line-up

Center: Antonio Davis - Consumate professional, NBAPA president, dislikes the metric system.
...coming off the bench: Keon Clark - did long and lanky as good as anyone. Had one of the most abrupt and shocking falls from fame ever.

Power Forward: Chris Bosh - No explanation needed.
...coming off the bench: Oak - one baddass mofo and Air Jordans gambling buddy/bodyguard.
... honourable mention: JYD, the Junkyard dog, Jerome Williams - The most passionate raptor player ever, now in some sort of public relations position with the Raptors. His role model: Hulk Hogan, no kidding. Also: Carlos Rogers, who I remember as a lot better than the stats i found when I looked him up just now.

Small Forward: Vince Carter - Legitimized TO blah blah blah... the dunk contest was one of the coolest sports moments of my life.
...coming off the bench: Tracey Murray.
Honourable mention: Jalen Rose.

Shooting Guard: Morris Peterson - One of my favourite, and most inconsitant Raptors. He could potentially challange my deadly 60% accuracy from half court.
...coming off the bench: Doug Christie - Had both the most dominating wife and ugliest tattoos in NBA history. Close second: Jamrio Moon (sans the wife).

Point Guard: Jose Calderon - Most efficient PG in the game today.
...coming off the bench: Alvin Williams, Damon Stoudamire

SINGHSTAR'S All Time Raptors Starting Lineup!!!!

CENTER : ANTONIO DAVIS




POWER FORWARD : CHRIS BOSH




SMALL FORWARD : VINCE CARTER




SHOOTING GUARD : DOUG CHRISTIE



POINT GUARD : JOSE CALDERON



COACH : SAM MITCHELL




there you have it ladies and gentlemen the greatest toronto lineup of all time...



honerable mention : alvin williams, tracy mcgrady, alvin robertson, jalen rose, carlos rogers, charles oakley, jon tabak, jeff golem.

Lets-Go RAP-TORS!

V-C SUCKS!

5 things

ooooook. A couple of quick things:

1) "King" Solomon. Really starting to piss me off. The guy seems to have a natural carry in his dribble, he's been called on it a couple times, and theres been many more very close calls. And thats not going to help with all the turnovers. He straight up threw the ball away a couple of times last night. And he argues every single call. Shut up and get the ball to Bosh you idiot. I thought we were beyond the days of Derrick Martin and Juan Dixon, where you never quite felt comfortable until they got off the floor...

2) Barney. Looking good. Keep up the good work. Grow a beard. BUT, dudes addicted to the three, just watch him lurk around the top of the arc, its like shooting 3's is his crack. Katherine Humphries on 590 yesterday morning said Barney allways looks like a child whos lost in the mall trying to find his parents. Thought that was pretty darn close.

3) Neglected to jump on after Sundays game, but something very important of note: The new fancy scoreboard in incredibly slow on updating individual player stats. Even with who's on the floor... and I'm talking minutes delayed. Also, they haven't fixed the opening music. This should be of utmost priority.

4) Headed to the first Nets game of the year tommorow. I'll be as close as I've ever been, and we're on the visitors side. My goal is to get Vince to beak at me coming back to the bench after bricking yet another shot.

5) oh.. and I can't believe they withstood that rush from the Heat last night. Wade was having his way with them. Boston on Sunday, need to build some momentum...

sherwood and steele vs. miami!!!!

what a great day for 2 of the many raptor fans in the world. toronto showcased an array of talent, as well as a barrage of woeful play. to experience a game with such highs and lows you go through some sort freak, rapid, emotions. toronto played with poise in the end and fought off a miami rally, but the rally was sparked by many toronto mistakes. if it where a contender such as boston, or cleveland, t.o. would have lost hands down. when your up double digits late in the game, you do not pop threes, do not force shots, and definitely take your shots late in the shot clock. sherwood and i noticed a number of times the raps taking their shots with 12-16 seconds left on the clock late in the fourth. when your up lots, you wanna maintain that, not try and run up the score by shooting from everywhere. however some great notes from sunday was seeing flash frustrated numerous times, seeing king solomon play with poise and not backing down when mario chalmers was trying to get him going, and the greatest start of the year for barney. he opened the game up with great shot selection, and no fear on his way to the hoop. he then saw little p.t after that for some reason, i guess it worked cause they won. also the second unit is what won them the game, they turned it around in the third and early fourth and allowed smitch to sit down on the pine for the longest time I've seen this year! good going and it ll just get better when capitano comes back..... we are back on the playoff train!!! 7th seed baby.

the singh and the steele is bedtime!

Sherwoods Top Ten Reasons Why We Love Chris Bosh

10. His awkward celebrations. The jutting throat & neck thing actually makes him look like a Velociraptor. 

9. His close relationship with Antonio Davis.

8. His upside. He's 24 yrs old.

7. That this whole hair experiment seems to actually be working out.

6. He's professional, polite and so much more Canadian than Vince Carter ever was.

5. That he's given up on adding 3-pt shooter to his repertoire. That was a disaster.

4. The fact that he's a lefty.

3. The nickname: CB4, and that its been copied several times over eg: CP3.

2. His close relationship with Jose.

1. Because he's more like you and me than he is a superstar.

 

GAAAAk! Gerald Wallace & Sunday with Mr Steele

After marinating on things for the past couple of days, its easy to say that there's something inherently wrong with this basketball team. 95% of the time they put themselves in a double digit hole early in the game and spend the rest of the game battling back through flashes of brilliance and periods of sheer ineptitude. The Pistons (at least the pre-Iverson Pistons) are known as a team that will "execute you to death". The Raptors, 9 times out of 10 seem the exact opposite. So i guess the question is: who's responsible for the execution?

There's been whispers flying around that the Raptors are actively in talks with the Warriors and Bobcats re Al Harrington and Gerald Wallace respectively. Harrington seems to make the most sense (in terms of his contact) while Wallace seems the most likely. Question 2 is: would such a move solve the problems? I gotta say I just don't see it. And I hate the idea of the mix and match approach, currently being perfected by the Cavs placing whoever is available around LeBron in a desperate effort to keep him in Cleveland. Michael Grange of the Globe seems to think that theres= a fundamental divide surfacing between Colangelo and Smitch. Sam gripes publicly that he feels they just don't have the defensive and athletic talent needed to win in this league. Given that, and what we've seen so far, I think the central issue we have going forward will be coaching. I've said many times, I like Sam, I like his character and I'd like to see him succeed. But every time I see Jamario launch a pullup 3, and Sam screaming at him down the floor to take the ball to the hoop, I think he just doesn't have the ability to get his players to do what he wants. I mean why wouldn't he tell Jamario that if he shoots the 3 when he could drive to the hoop then hes riding the bench. Simple as that. Moon should thank his lucky stars every single day that hes a starter at this level. So, question 3 is: Would a different coach, say... Jeff Van Gundy, produce a different, more fundamentally strong product on the floor?

Tomorrow I'll be at the game vs. Miami with Mr Steele. Tomorrows game is the first on TSN2 which means that no one will see it. I'm thinking of taking a sign that says "F U TSN2", which will  most definitely get confiscated, just as my "FIRE ISIAH" was promptly last year at a Knicks game. 

Question 4: Whats going on in Humps head here? Dude was making goofy faces all the way down the tunnel. He sat out on Wednesday with a toe injury and decided to go with the full suit & tie. Seemed a little overdressed to me, looked more like a coach than a player. What a meathead funboy Hump is... great player though. Hopefully he doesn't get wrapped up in any of these potential deals and spends the rest of his career in TO. 

steeles top 10 reasons why we love chris bosh

10. the beautiful canary diamonds on both ears

9. the thought of him changing his hairdo

8. his physique

9. his lead by example menatlity

8. his close relationship with antonio davis

7. the vote for me commercials

6. the fact that he is a lefty

5. his offensive repertoire

4. the look he gave lebron last year when James and Chris's sister got into a shouting match

3. the fact that no one has posterized him

2. visualizing his reaction when toronto wins it all

1. the absolute fact that he totally understood the vince carter thing, and doesn't hold any blame towards him for the outcome of the situation.

singh steele is outta here like micheal richards stand up career.

Barney the Beard

So I'm thinking Barney should grow a beard. Some sort of bad ass cross between Gasol's and Boom-dizzle's.

Discuss.

More to come re: last night, aka: GAAAAAk!

Also, Steele, its Sherwood, not Sherway. Rookie.

singh steele blog correction... or mistake...whichever way you look at it.

i wrote about winning 43 of the next 74 games... we need to win 47 , not 43 to finish 51-31. please disregard that typo in my last entry i must've hit the wrong number. but then again when i look at my keyboard 3 is nowhere near 7,so maybe i should just be honest with the world and admit i made a mistake. mistakes are one of the major obstacles i face in my life, but when it comes to numbers and stats, i take those mistakes personally. please forgive me and god bless the world .....and vince carter.

singh steele... is outta here faster than the last time!

sticking to our strategy???

well ladies and gentlemen, say hello to .500. that stat is an interesting number in that it is neither good or bad, + or -, positive or negative. it is a realization that our raptors are in that grey area in their first 8 games of the season. fast gone is the preseason talk of possibly finishing top 4 in the east. fast gone is the talk of a date with the lakers in the finals. fast gone is the talk of growing stronger and coming ever so closer to greatness. don't get me wrong, the season is very young, and our team will end up a playoff contender, but the reality of the situation is at present we are 9th in the east, one spot short of our goal. to see toronto at 4-4 after a stunning start boggles my mind. gets me uptight. increases the wedgie i already have by 15-20%. makes me wonder.... should we defend our team without judgement? do we have a right to talk when we aren't gutting it out there on the floor, or sidelines? mr.mitchell is a great coach, colangelo is a genius, bosh and j.o. are warriors, Jose is a top notch quarterback, Calderon can shoot with the best of them, and a.p gives his all every single night. why 4-4? to Singh Steele its a simple answer. to win in this league, you need more than solid players. you need those 5 guys out there on the court to act as one, work cohesively with each other from communicating to executing. defense first, then the offense will take care of itself. spread the floor and pass the ball around. transition transition transition. get moving. know your high percentage spots, find a way to get there and you will have your best chance of scoring. understand your opposing teams offensive strengths and position your defenders accordingly. know your sets. its not just about who their best player is and stick your best defender on him at all. look at new jersey. Vince-whom you'll be hearing a lot from me often-can score 20-25 pts a night every night. are they winning? the g.o.a.t. the black Jesus scored 28-37 points on average for the first 7 years of his career.did they win? the point is, its not one player that determines the outcome of a game, its the team. a team with great chemistry and no stars will win a lot more than a team full of stars and no chemistry. look at the phillies compared to the yankees. Sam can defend his strategy all he wants, a coach of the year deserves that but will he be defending his strategy if Toronto stays in the 9th slot? this is an incredible time for fundamental change, and if Barack Obama can overcome the obstacles that he did, why cant the raps? so many questions, but let me drop a few points and stats on the night of november 12th in and around the NBA. did you know that every team that should have won did except for Toronto? celts beat Atlanta, indi beat jersey, Portland beat Miami, the knicks beat the griz(sherway has had in interesting past with new york, especially john starks, Patrick Ewing, and charlie ward. caught him late one night wrapped up in knicks jerseys with no pants on talking to an Anthony mason poster...???...???)sorry Brendan, anyways bucks beat the spurs, the lake show beat new Orleans, magic beat the thunder, so on and so on. also Jermaine puts up arguably his 2nd best game of the year , and they lose, the other game a few days ago they also lost. he scores 5 points and they win???more specifically with the Philly game, we got roasted 19-7 in fast break points, my game changer was willie green, my game loser was jamario. you get paid to board up, and block shots. you don't get paid to pull 3 boards and block 0 shots, and on top of that you contribute 5pts!!! your better than that. props once again to team bosh:30 and 12 in 42 min. we have 74 more games left, lets win 43 of those to finish up at 51-31 for the number 5 spot in the east, beat Detroit in the first round, then will go from there. keep your heads up, enjoy your time off and come sunday route Miami by 30. one thing to think about before we leave you.... how would Gerald Wallace look in a raps uni?


Singh Steele is outta here... and I'm serious about the sherway/knicks affair.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Singh Steele!!

I want to take this chance to introduce to the world Singh Steele, the second contributor to dreadthered. Steele will offer his unique and eloquent perspective whenever the mood strikes him. Hopefully he'll tell us more about his "sweaty encounters on the court" in the days and weeks to come. Steele has an uncanny ability to provide comment on the even the most obscure player, and regularly pull incredibly accurate statistical breakdowns seemingly out no where. This comes from long hours as a child pouring over basketball cards and NBA Live power ratings. He's a shoot first point guard who boasts he once made Sherman Hamilton look silly in a game of 21. He drives a Mercedes and can hit his 3 wood 400 yards. He also has a deep, dark secret that may not sit well with some of you... but I'll let him get into that.

Gametime update: Humps got a bad toe.  He'll be in street clothes tonight. 

dread the singh!!!!

hello fellow raptor devotees, this is Singh Steele coming at you from the big London Ontario Canada. you will be hearing quite frequently from me, ranting about serious raptor material, inside scoops around the league, and a little bit about politics. i am a salon and spa owner by day, and a basketball nerd by night. this great sport has given me an outlet to express my wisdom and insight into what i believe is the worlds greatest sport. if any of you have ever experienced sweaty encounters on the court, or being able to glide through the air with the guidance of gods hand and finish a fast break, then this is the site for you. with Sherways straight to the point approach, to my natural ability to push things to the limit, you'll be able to leave this blog and go to your friends and family and sound like a true professional!!! our commitment to you is to provide you with the most prompt intel on the raps and around the league, the wheeling and dealings of personnel, v.i.p. insight on any questions you might have, and a no-compromise mentality to those who think Toronto is not on the NBA radar. to conclude my introduction to you, i am happy to be a part of a blog so consumer friendly and fair, with a diverse culture of people coming together for the common good of the raptors. here's to Sam Mitchell and the boys, cheers!

after some thought...

In between loving KG off for all his intensity and what not the general consensus is that it definitely should have been a technical foul.

From the other side of the fence.

Whatever.

Round One to the Victors

1) What the F? Has anyone else noticed the Raptors are getting completely and utterly raped by the officials this year? That charge called on Bosh against Okafor on Sunday? Are you kidding me? I rewound that over and over again and could not see any contact WHAT SO EVER. Same story last night. I mean, you try not to think about it, but coming off the whole Donaghy thing, and subsequent no-so-subtle cover-up, its very apparent that there's a certain amount of manipulation in this stupid league. Its commonly accepted that certain players won't get called for fouls and others will. What bullshit. I mean did you see Garnett ALL OVER Calderon, beaking at him non stop, and even waving his finger in his face and everything. Don't get me wrong I like Garnett and his intensity and everything, but dude swears like a maniac, and the sheer fact that he gets away with all this garbage is completely ridiculous. 

2) However, it was pretty awesome to see Jose beak back. I would love to have the written script of that exchange. I'd put it at roughly 25% sensical. Anyhow, good on you Oucho, Dec 23rd in TO should will be a battle. The Raps need a new rival anyways with Vince and the Nets a shell of their former selves. If its gotta be them than so be it. Go big or go home.

3) And along the same vein, (from pt 1) I'll say it again, the sheer fact that McHale and Ainge were able to strike a back office deal to put that team together is laughable. Especially after real world karma bit them in the ass with the Greg Oden sweepstakes. Whatever.

4) *deep breath* ok, something a little less aggressive. Anyone notice Delvin (new Swisk) dropping "Put it on ice!" several times at the end of the Charlotte game? I think that this is the new salami & cheese.

5) Post game press conference last night. Someone shoves this ridiculous looking mic in Sam's face. Thing looked like some hillbillies taped a relic from the 80's to a long metal pole and were holding it form across the hall. I'm surprised Sam didn't say something. 

6) You - Atmosphere - look it up

7) I work for a major financial company and thus benefit from "banker hours", and have today, Remembrance day off (as we all should, really). Anyhow, I was able to stay up late and catch Raging Bull on HDnet. Never seen it, great flick.

YES WE CAN!

In the ATL vs the Hawks tonight... which I've always seen as a bit of a rilvalry. Can't really explain it. Just seems they play the Hawks more than any other team, plus the whole TJ Ford thing happend in ATL.

Anyhow, in the spirit of the moment I thought this was interesting... poor guys. Redistribution of wealth baby! YES WE CAN!

also...

Chris Bosh MVP and Jose All-Star consideration

Greetings from our old friend Jalen Rose...

Came across this on ESPN's "Daily Dime" (point 3):

"Calderon and Bosh: As of right now, Jose Calderon is the best point guard in the East. Combine that with the fact that Chris Bosh is the most productive power forward in the league and the Raptors' one-two punch is awfully tough to beat. "

Always liked Jalen, true professional through a bunk period in Raptor basketball.

Randoms:

There's a lot of chatter around Bosh with the AI/Chauncey trade, and general repositioning ahead of the 2010 free agent bonanza. Keep in mind: a) the raps will also have a ton of money to spend (and have the rights to give him the most money, however that works) with his and Jemarines contracts coming due. b) Brian Colangelo c) credit where credits due, but while we hear Bosh reported as second to LeBrons first, Boshers not necessarily considered in the top five free agents coming available that year. A lot can happen, at least we're not a Cavs fans. What an excruciating two years they have ahead of them...

Big game tonight vs. the Pistons. Not sure is its a plus or a minus being the first up to face their new face, but damned sure going to be a fun show down of unbeatens at the ACC. If anybodys got icebox tickets please let me know...

...and another thing

I came across this last week, which is quite the cause for concern. I think we can assume that regardless of how Chris feels about TO, the team or Colangelo, if given the opportunity to play with Lebron, possibly the greatest player ever in the prime of his career, its a textbook no brainer. Personally, I like the Lebron to Sean Carters Brooklyn Nets storyline best, but this could go any number of ways... I just never figured it would involve Chris Bosh.

Again, trust in Colangelo, I'm sure he's got a plan.

Also noticed this: Sasha Vujacic refuses to wear green. Good stuff.

Home Opener

Firsts things first. The opening montage/music. Pretty disappointing. The low rider, cruising through TO video was a great idea, but the music, (I don't even know what it was) was completely lacking anything exciting. What you need is some sort of universally recognizable, catchy, aggressive sounding music, and the video needs to accentuate that with well placed dunks etc... Last years Kanye track did the trick. Pair that with last nights video and you might have a winner. Hopefully they fix that. As mentioned my services are available, and I would produce the frak out of that sequence. My rates are reasonable. Also, no fireworks. Again, disappointing. Coming out of the red lit tunnel was a decent idea. 

Otherwise an absolutely satisfying home opener, overtime winner. True, on paper they should have made short work of a dismantled and disenfranchised Golden State team, but I'll take a dramatic finish after a long summer 7 days a week, and twice on Sundays. After two games they look pretty solid, with a couple of very encouraging things of note:

Barney. Looks like big man camp is paying dividends (I told my friend at the game last night about how Barney had gone to "Big Man" camp over the summer,  however she heard "Big Band" camp, which surprisingly, didn't seem to be too far out of the realm of possibility). Anyhow, hes taking the ball to the hoop, blocking shots, rebounding.... if he rounds into form, or plays anywhere near number one pick in his third year potential, we could be in for a show. Also, I feel really good about referring to him as Barney exclusively going forward. I think it works perfect with his goofy quiet white guy demeanor that we're all accustomed to, and will be endearing going forward should he ever becomes the a star.

Jamario should not shoot the ball. Bottom line. Correct if I'm wrong but the only reason he's an NBA starter is because hes an athletic, defensive shot blocker and rebounder who, alongside Bosh and O'Neal make the Raps (at least on paper) a little bit scary on defense. TAKE THE BALL TO THE HOOP SON. I'd love to hear Sam's official take on this, cause I see him cuss Jamario out and he trots down the floor after missing jumpshot after jumpshot. 

I'm watching the Bucks/Raps game right now, and I think its Matt Delvin's first game commentating with Jack Armstrong, and Jack just did his textbook "Hell-O!" to the Bucks cheerleaders after coming back from commercial. Delvin, obviously not knowing Jacks frisky ways, stumbled through a couple of awkward moments, and eventually said: "um well ok I guess... you're all set".

Do you know why you can't buy a "large" beer at Raptors games? The biggest beer size is "medium" as per NBA policy (you can buy "large" beers at Leafs games) and as the beer lady told me last night (in a THICK American accent by the way) is that its all because of "that bad boy Ron Artest". She was referring of course, to the "Malice in the Palace", the brawl between the Indiana Pacers and the Detroit Pistons fans, where many a beer were tossed at Ron Artest and the Pacers. An event that our new best friend Jermanie O'Neal played a prominent role in. Interesting, no?

The scoreboard does in fact display individual player stats. It didn't during the preseason, which was a little bit worrying. No need to panic.

Go Raps!